"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/19/2015 at 09:00 • Filed to: behind the burner
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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/19/2015 at 09:00 • Filed to: behind the burner | 0
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What do we know so far?
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Their primary vehicle is USDM, orphaned GM product, has an intact rear window, is 2WD, has 4 doors, has a trunk, and an automatic transmission.
Their secondary vehicle is also from the Big 2.5
They like cars from most parts of the world
They don’t think you should dragon a Celica.
Lives in a state that does not have any Tesla dealerships.
Are 25-50% likely to squee at the sight of a Ford GT
They are not Gamecat, Dwhite, Snuze, Bandit, Nibby, ZeonTestPilot, trickjos, or Dukie
They are not Canadian
They used to own a subcompact car
They have never owned a Chrysler
They do not drink Busch Light because they have standards.
They have never participated in Secret Senna
They did not write the article about the Celica, the Grand Cherokee, and the E46 in which the author made us think they were actually girls.
If you guys can think of anyone they are clearly not based on the evidence then let me know and I’ll add them to our list of is nots.